For the first time in the history of bad dad jokes, you got one for him! Literally a flying fuck to give!
🤔While it does not exactly fly, you get to pick how many fucks
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🤣Best for reusing, sharing and passing along for a laugh. Give a fuck here and there.
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☞ Here is a wonderful set of your last fucks to give!
☞ When you fun out of fucks to give, restock with me!
☞ Give a fuck, or keep them all for yourself.
☞ They are cut from real wood, from a laser cutter, therefore all smell like burnt wood.
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📬Send this sweet reminder to your loved one right to their door or hand them out like Oprah! 🤪😜
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⭐Each piece of wood is unique in its own way.
The wood grain may vary from the picture shown.
Some signs may be darker or lighter due to grain variations.
As you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, but that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would have saved my fucks from when I was young, but I couldn’t.
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✨Product Measurements
- Handmade
- Materials:Wood
- Size: Flying Fucks :3" Fuck:1.5"
💝Package includes:
- A set of 5 Fuck or Flying Fucks
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